The Prodigal Son!!!

It has been a long time, my disciples. Nearly a year since i shared my wisom and teachings from the Big Cheese. It has been a long, trying and indeed turbulent year of soul searching and wandering the earth. In this year i have seen many sights, met many people, hoping to find an answer to my crisis in faith. Yes, it is true, i doubted not only myself but his Royal Holiness, God. It was a year of many downs and ups where i would sink to depravity of fast women and loose cars and gambling and drugs and alchohol abuse and dubious relations with girls of dubious age and stealing and pimping and gun running and dwarf bashing, but i feel mentioning any of the lows would be counter productive and i have indeed learned, oh how i've learned, to love not only myself and others but also God again!!!! Although my sentence structure and punctuation still leaves a lot to be desired.


To this end i have pledged to you, my followers, my unreserved online support in ALL matters to do with this wonderful church and any matters you may have to discuss with God.