Lesson for Today.

Morals.

What are morals? Is it knowing right from wrong or good from bad??. Well of course it's easy to distinguish certain things, eg stealing is wrong, sharing/charity is right or adultery by whores of a girlfriend is very bad, the righteous kicking of aforementioned birds new 'boyfriend' is good. This is basic stuff you get taught in nursery. People in this day and age find it increasingly difficult to distinguish right from wrong and good from bad. Peer pressure, media influence and 'pop music' all have more prominent roles in shaping our young and the more feeble minded people whereas before our values were instilled by our parents, our overly 'friendly' priests and our viciously sadistic teachers. This is wrong. Don't get me wrong, i'm hip to the beat as much as any young dude would be but to let virgin brains be tarnished by ruthless money merchants is, at least till they're older, at best irresponsible and at worst absolutely reprehensible. God and me firmly believe that people have to be shown the way. If you're old or stupid then you are probably too far gone but with enough faith and manipulation you too can lead a better life. To this end, i have compiled a small list of do's and don'ts to help you. If your a parent, teach your child these steps.

• If it tastes bad. Eat it anyway cos it's probably good for you.
• Be nice to others but not too nice or they might think you're gay.
• Don't be gay.
• Don't kill other people. Even if they're gay.
• Be tolerent of other peoples cultures and beliefs, even if they do sound/look ridiculous.
• wrap up warm on cold days.
• Go to church at least twice a year.
• Go to the dentist at least once a week.
• Don't blame the dog/other people when you fart. It's neither big nor clever.

If your situation/conscience isn't covered by this guide then drop me a line and i'll ask the big guy what's what.