Cleanse yourself!!!!!!!!!

We live as a community. As a town we share our ups and our downs, and as such we celebrate or indeed commiserate as one. This is truly special and should be cherished. But what if one of our flock were to tarnish and indeed infect this beautiful spirit of togetherness with heinous crimes such as thieving and arse buggery, what do we do?. There are written laws as to how these perpetrators of said crimes should be dealt with. Who makes these laws?? Are they from people with upstanding positions within there own community? No, they are womanising, drug taking infidels that if i were to mention God to them, then they would probably go "What???". The only way that community spirit and order can be attained and retained is through the Lord God Jesus Henry Christ. People sin and commit crimes because they are scared. They feel they have no future so therefore they musy commit crimes to 'fund' their lifestyle of cocaine and heroine and hookers and more drugs. God forgives. People don't realise that God as well as judging on actions but also judges on a mans intentions. It's not too late to get in with the 'Freedom Programme' where anyone in the community can receive free advice and practical help for the low low price of £9.99 per month. I have seen the positives from this programme and i am sure that any situation can be catered for!!.

The Prodigal Son!!!

It has been a long time, my disciples. Nearly a year since i shared my wisom and teachings from the Big Cheese. It has been a long, trying and indeed turbulent year of soul searching and wandering the earth. In this year i have seen many sights, met many people, hoping to find an answer to my crisis in faith. Yes, it is true, i doubted not only myself but his Royal Holiness, God. It was a year of many downs and ups where i would sink to depravity of fast women and loose cars and gambling and drugs and alchohol abuse and dubious relations with girls of dubious age and stealing and pimping and gun running and dwarf bashing, but i feel mentioning any of the lows would be counter productive and i have indeed learned, oh how i've learned, to love not only myself and others but also God again!!!! Although my sentence structure and punctuation still leaves a lot to be desired.


To this end i have pledged to you, my followers, my unreserved online support in ALL matters to do with this wonderful church and any matters you may have to discuss with God.